$1 / month

MakeMe Happy.

That's it. You pay $15 for someone's blurry photos. You pay for three streaming services you open twice a year. You donate to strangers online for doing absolutely nothing.

So here's my pitch: give me $1.

I'm not going to pretend it's worth it. No exclusive content, no life advice. I'm just a guy who works too much, commutes too long, and hasn't had real time to himself in longer than he'd like to admit.

I even have an injury I haven't had time to see a doctor about. That's where I'm at.

I'll be honest about everything along the way. The good, the stupid, and whatever happens in between.

$1 /month → what happens if this actually works

Next milestone

500 supporters → Feet pic

0 / 500 supporters — 500 more → first milestone

The fine print

What you don't get.

Most people would bury this part. I'm leading with it.

× Exclusive content

I don't have time to make it

× Life advice

I'm barely managing mine

× Updates on a schedule

When something happens, you'll hear it

× A persona

What you get is what I am

× Your money's worth

I said what I said

"So what do you get?"

Honesty. From someone who doesn't have an angle.

If this actually works

Milestone map.

These are real commitments. Not "maybe" or "we'll see." If the number hits, the thing happens.

500 supporters

Feet pic.

I said what I said. First milestone, first proof of life.

1K supporters 🔒

Voice reveal.

You'll finally know what a tired man sounds like.

1.5K supporters 🔒

Honest life update.

A genuine, unfiltered update. The good. The stupid. Whatever is happening. Plus actual thanks — the kind I mean.

2–3K supporters 🔒

Something I've wanted.

I've wanted something for a while. Had more important expenses. That changes here. You'll find out what it is when we get there.

MakeMe Happy.

What you don't get.

Milestone map.

Onedollar.

One
dollar.